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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description></description><title>brianglidewell.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @brianglidewell)</generator><link>http://brianglidewell.com/</link><item><title>Holy craps, that beat.  Also, listen for Jay-Z aping Lil’...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="334" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://swfs.ilike.com/swfs/v.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://swfs.ilike.com/swfs/v.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="autoPlay=0&amp;extendedFeed=1&amp;mid=254047002&amp;autoPlayMore=1&amp;artist=Jay-Z" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://swfs.ilike.com/swfs/v.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="334" wmode="transparent" flashvars="autoPlay=0&amp;extendedFeed=1&amp;mid=254047002&amp;autoPlayMore=1&amp;artist=Jay-Z"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Holy craps, that beat.  Also, listen for Jay-Z aping Lil’ Wayne’s squeaks.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://katespencer.tumblr.com/post/62673249/new-jay-z-video-for-brooklyn-go-hard-so-good"&gt;katespencer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New Jay-Z video for “Brooklyn Go Hard.” So good.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This makes my dorky Park Slope self feel hardcore. Clearly, I am not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://buzzfeed.com/jonah/brooklyn-go-hard-jay-z-video"&gt;Via Buzzfeed&lt;/a&gt;]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62680606</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62680606</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:17:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>It got stranger once we got home.</title><description>It got stranger once we got home.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62085396</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62085396</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 02:04:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>There is nothing stranger than your mother's 50th birthday party</title><description>Between sexually explicit jokes involving your mother, jokes about your mother’s proximity to death, and your mom getting drunk, it’s a very bizarre experience.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62084057</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/62084057</guid><pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 01:48:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Paula Deen's Deep-Fried Bacon-Wrapped Mac &amp; Cheese</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/videos/fried-mac-&amp;-cheese/18875.html"&gt;Paula Deen's Deep-Fried Bacon-Wrapped Mac &amp; Cheese&lt;/a&gt;: Unfortunately could not embed this without it automatically playing.  But watch it.  I especially love the look on her face right after she describes it at the beginning.  Her face says, “Okay, even I know this one’s retarded.”</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61749911</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61749911</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:09:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If Kanye raps about his glock now</title><description>&lt;p&gt;he probably means this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.wtisbury.mv.k12.ma.us/projects/makeway/instruments/glokenspeil.gif" height="311" width="409"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At least that’s what the song “Robocop” makes me think.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61556311</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61556311</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:50:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>claspy:

rubysneakers:

claspy:

Noah Kalina Photography
I don’t...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Db0tT57Jwgp8dyerBJbzBxqjo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://claspy.tumblr.com/post/61521081/rubysneakers-claspy-noah-kalina-photography"&gt;claspy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rubysneakers.tumblr.com/post/61381308/claspy-noah-kalina-photography-i-dont-know-if"&gt;rubysneakers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://claspy.tumblr.com/post/61377521/noah-kalina-photography-i-dont-know-if-ive-been"&gt;claspy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.noahkalina.com/photos/331"&gt;Noah Kalina Photography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know if I’ve been to this place or dreamed about it, but I have a crazy deja vu feeling right now and it makes me uncomfortable.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;it reminds me of that scene from the neverending story; is it that, claspy?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It reminds me of that too, but that’s not it. I feel like I was &lt;i&gt;there&lt;/i&gt;. Is this from a movie, or someplace I’ve been? I have a weird feeling it’s in Washington or something. If it’s somewhere like Machu Picchu, I’m having a psychic connection, so watch out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Looks like a Fellini film to me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61521618</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61521618</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:34:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Holy crap, alien fish.</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://services.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated/1681694544" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="playerId=1681694544&amp;viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&amp;servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&amp;cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&amp;domain=embed&amp;autoStart=false&amp;" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" swliveconnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" height="333" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Holy crap, &lt;a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/11/081124-giant-squid-magnapinna.html"&gt;alien fish&lt;/a&gt;.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61520653</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61520653</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 12:27:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Just the Eight of You</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://patbaer.tumblr.com/post/61417965/just-the-eight-of-you"&gt;patbaer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Inspired by an IRC post:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are on an improv team, along with 7 clones of you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. What is your team name?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. What music do you come out to?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. What warmups do you do?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;feel free to add other questions&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Rarrrr.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. “St. Elmo’s Fire” by John Parr (cued. at 1:09)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Superheros, Why Were You Late, Made Up Hot Spot&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pat and I enjoy the exact opposite warm-ups.  Anywho:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. The Physical Impossiblity of Death in the Mind of Someone Living (PIDMSL)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. “Come on Baby (Remix)” by Saigon ft. Swizz Beatz &amp; Jay-Z&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Hot Spot (the regular kind), Seven Things, Category pointy dealy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61421020</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61421020</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:05:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>&lt;/western society&gt;</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Iv1xs0hl4w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5Iv1xs0hl4w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/western society&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61373531</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61373531</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:53:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pete &amp; Pete cameos (via Idolator)


Patty Hearst
David...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l1elBZ3ksSc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l1elBZ3ksSc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pete &amp; Pete cameos (via &lt;a href="http://idolator.com/5097779/pete--pete--stephin--sarah--david--debbie--gordon-"&gt;Idolator&lt;/a&gt;)
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Patty Hearst&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;David Johansen (New York Dolls)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ann Magnuson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Martin Donovan&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Suzzy Roche (The Roches)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Sarah Shannon (Velocity Girl)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Chris Elliott, Bebe Neuwirth&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Syd Straw&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Steve Buscemi&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Gordon Gano (Violent Femmes)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Janeane Garofalo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Debbie Harry&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Heather Matarazzo&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Kate Pierson (the B52s)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Marshall Crenshaw&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Juliana Hatfield&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Luscious Jackson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Iggy Pop&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Hunter Thompson&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61362697</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61362697</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:17:54 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A day after I went crazy over it, Videogum got excited about Law...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://videogum.com/v/mXRo_4tTAhw5U" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="opaque" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://videogum.com/v/mXRo_4tTAhw5U" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="317"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;A day after I went crazy over it, Videogum got excited about Law &amp; Order: SVU’s monkey in a basketball.  Watch the higher quality video above.  Another great thing in the clip:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;POACHER: You now own one of only 17 gibbons left in the world.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;EVIL ASIAN STEREOTYPE: Soon to be… 16.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61351479</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61351479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:48:04 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I need to figure out how to properly capture video so I can...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="400" height="368"&gt; &lt;param name="movie" value="http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/bootstrap.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="high" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="thumb=http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/FirstFrame.jpg&amp;width=505&amp;height=465&amp;content=http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/monkeysvu.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showall" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="base" value="http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/bootstrap.swf" quality="high" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" width="400" height="368" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="thumb=http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/FirstFrame.jpg&amp;width=505&amp;height=465&amp;content=http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/monkeysvu.swf" allowfullscreen="true" base="http://content.screencast.com/users/bdglide/folders/Default/media/cdbff674-06fb-4ada-b1f0-66060290ca1b/" scale="showall"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I need to figure out how to properly capture video so I can share things like the above in a non-shitty way.  Ignore the waiting time, laggy video, and sound quality.  There’s a monkey in a basketball on Law &amp; Order: SVU.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61104146</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/61104146</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 21:53:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Palin gives an interview in front of a turkey-killing in...</title><description>&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,0,0" width="320" height="305" id="embeddedplayer"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-kare-3323-pub01-live/current/articleplayer_new/singleclip/client/embedded/embedded.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="noscale" /&gt;&lt;param name="salign" value="LT" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="window" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="playerId=articleplayer&amp;referralObject=935278683&amp;adServerBasePath=http://gcirm.gannett-tv.gcion.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_sx.ads&amp;adPositionId=x25&amp;adSiteId=video.kare11.com/earthkare&amp;gpaperCode=gntbcstkare&amp;marketName=Minneapolis, MN&amp;division=broadcast&amp;pageContentCategory=video&amp;pageContentSubcategory=articleplayer" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://gannett.a.mms.mavenapps.net/mms/rt/1/site/gannett-kare-3323-pub01-live/current/articleplayer_new/singleclip/client/embedded/embedded.swf" id="embeddedplayer" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" menu="false" quality="high" play="false" name="articleplayer" height="305" width="320" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" scale="noscale" salign="LT" bgcolor="#000000" wmode="window" flashvars="playerId=articleplayer&amp;referralObject=935278683&amp;adServerBasePath=http://gcirm.gannett-tv.gcion.com/RealMedia/ads/adstream_sx.ads&amp;adPositionId=x25&amp;adSiteId=video.kare11.com/earthkare&amp;gpaperCode=gntbcstkare&amp;marketName=Minneapolis, MN&amp;division=broadcast&amp;pageContentCategory=video&amp;pageContentSubcategory=articleplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Palin gives an interview in front of a turkey-killing in progress.  Even post-election the lady entertains.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60892733</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60892733</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:35:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama’s a doodler.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TUGsjueWdgiixy5reiLrSsGSo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Obama’s a doodler.</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60637492</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60637492</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 00:45:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Yay rag</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TUGsjueWdghww6f07KKLRL3Jo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Yay rag</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60552774</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60552774</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:28:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>paulbriganti:

saj:
Obama’s Transition Team
New Landline video!...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lkf6P5WjxFw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lkf6P5WjxFw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulbriganti.tumblr.com/post/60251829/saj-obamas-transition-team-new-landline-video"&gt;paulbriganti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://saj.tumblr.com/post/60250807/obamas-transition-team"&gt;saj&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtube.com/?v=lkf6P5WjxFw"&gt;Obama’s Transition Team&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;New Landline video! Homemade confetti!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Yes! Yes!  I’m a racist!” -Kermit&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60299604</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/60299604</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:49:58 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Between Snagglepuss and this, a very good night for Bobby. ...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="290"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k1P5l3lfh65g3VQiu0&amp;related=1&amp;canvas=medium" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/k1P5l3lfh65g3VQiu0&amp;related=1&amp;canvas=medium" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="290" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Between Snagglepuss and this, a very good night for Bobby.  Reminds me of &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGemjUvafBw"&gt;one of the most ridiculous videos of the year&lt;/a&gt; (NSFW).</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59971409</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59971409</guid><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 11:15:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>purns:

willzone:

bg5000:

esandberg:

Baby Sloth
via a flickr...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/qAC7RK45pev3wxg8RPOJmW5do1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.justinpurnell.com/post/59191065/willzone-bg5000-esandberg-baby-sloth"&gt;purns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/59187271/bg5000-esandberg-baby-sloth-via-a-flickr"&gt;willzone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bg5000.tumblr.com/post/53802316/esandberg-baby-sloth-via-a-flickr-search"&gt;bg5000&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://esandberg.tumblr.com/post/53801930/baby-sloth-via-a-flickr-search-inspired-by-this"&gt;esandberg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/dan66/2135117363/"&gt;Baby Sloth&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;via a flickr search inspired by &lt;a href="http://danhacker.tumblr.com/post/53778043/baby-sloths-are75-cute-and-25-bizarre"&gt;this post&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
The like feature is nice, but sometimes you gotta reblog.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my blog.  The best.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59841848</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59841848</guid><pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 12:53:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I thought Christmas only comes once a year."</title><description>“I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;James Bond, via &lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5085729/the-best-of-james-bonds-sex-puns"&gt;Gawker&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59528152</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59528152</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 12:56:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Do you think anyone would get what I meant by this without an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TUGsjueWdg7vi71snoN57zeLo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Do you think anyone would get what I meant by this without an explanation if it was on a t-shirt?</description><link>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59362524</link><guid>http://brianglidewell.com/post/59362524</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 13:51:37 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
